Apparently the longtime hash tag and internet meme “First World Problems” is peaking out this month. If you aren’t familiar with them they are sayings usually something similar to not having enough power outlets for all of your portable devices and the like. What I am going to do now is maybe classless, tasteless and won’t be funny for some, but as I type my new hashtag #ThirdWorldProblems is going to go big.

Nearest fast-food restaurant hundreds of miles away. Forced to eat freshly picked fruits and vegetables to survive #ThirdWorldProblems

My car from the 80′s broke and we had to fix it with parts we were able to make around the house #ThirdWorldProblems

The internet is down, but I don’t own a computer. #ThirdWorldProblems

Seriously people, these aren’t funny (or really that anything) and neither are #FirstWorldProblems, so I would encourage people to stop comparing their Volvo Soccer Mom/Yuppie life with other places in the world and you aren’t going to do anything about it.